I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
- A Bottle of Wine
- 1 Litre of Grape Vodka
- 5 Leather Photo Wallets
- A Box of Golf Balls
- YOUR MOTHERFUCKING RESPECT