Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.


I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.

This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.

This is my blog of poems and prose I like.

This is my blog of food that I've made.

Ask me a question here.

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Posts tagged "trelvix"
Asker trelvix Asks:
Do you support expiration dates on people? Best if used by...?
katefeetie katefeetie Said:

I support death. I think we should all do it once. It’s just not fair otherwise.

In non-death terms? Nah. Once in a while, when you’re at that stage of Googling “should I give up on him,” he comes around.

Asker trelvix Asks:
Jutland heiress apparent.
katefeetie katefeetie Said:

Ugh, Jutland? I never get to inherit any cool pieces of land.

I’ll take the German part, but I won’t touch the Danish bit, because I don’t understand Danes that aren’t Great or covered in powdered sugar.

I sincerely hope that at some point, I have passed or will pass you on the street, and didn’t or won’t even know it. Maybe you even overhear me and Kelsey talking about Dublin or fruit or penguin farts.

That seems, to me, like a perfect New York experience.