Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
Recent Tweets
@katefeetie
Posts I Like
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Reasons I wish I was from The South
- Saying y’all all the time.
- Grits
- Sounding sincerely polite and friendly while being a bitch.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
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I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
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Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
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Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Who I Follow
Posts tagged "sween"
I thought Canadians were nice. He must have just lost a sled dog to maple syrup poisoning.
This guy is literally the worst.
Tweetup Tip: Bring a twin. Jason likes twins. Wink wink nudge nudge.
Richard = Forever Alone.
And on the seventh day, the Lord covered his genitals in relish.
@sween
At Wishbone. HERE BE SLUTS.
I would like everyone to know that @Sween just tried to choke me to death.
