Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
Recent Tweets
@katefeetie
Posts I Like
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My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
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(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...
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Reasons I wish I was from The South
- Saying y’all all the time.
- Grits
- Sounding sincerely polite and friendly while being a bitch.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
Who I Follow
Posts tagged "peep show"
Today.
(via lemondifficult)
Words to live by.
- Jez: Christ, Mark, you really need to grow a pair.
- Mark: Of testicles? You want me to grow a pair of testicles, so I'll have four testicles, and somehow that'll make me braver and better able to deal with stress, staggering around like a baboon with four balls hanging down?
- Jez: Look, Gail's fucking you over because you're so bloody passive. You need to rip her a new one.
- Mark: A new anus? So she'd have two anuses? And then in this mad, new world of yours, I'd presumably shove my four bollocks up her two anuses for some unknown reason.
