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- This show has got to be a continuous orgasm for candelabra enthusiasts.
- Bates is basically a 21-year-old with a Bachelor’s degree in Psychology. Ain’t got no job prospects.
- STOP BREAKING MY FEEBLE LITTLE HEART, BRITISH TV SHOW.
- Am I watching The Remains of the Day? Is that what I’m watching?
- FISTICUFFS, PLEASE.
- Ah, finally. Can’t believe I waited almost an hour for some homogaytimes.
- “One swallow doesn’t make a summer.” Something tells me this has more than one meaning here.
- This guy has more than mastered the Slightly Open Dressing Gown.
- Rule #1 of Early 1900s England: Always Wear Neutrals to Bed.
- DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN.
- Those two are banging.
- “Do you ever wish you’d… gone another way?” This seems an awkward time to ask a guy if he wants to try gay stuff.
- Those two are also banging.
- I wish Bates was the master because I am five.
- I bet those two are gay banging.
- Ah. Daisy is the Molly Hooper of this show. Got it.
- In case I forget which ones are assholes: the good-looking people.
- The Scarlett Johannsen-looking broad is gonna marry Benedict Cumberbatch and then screw Henry VIII, right? I may have this mixed up with another British thing.
- AW HELL NAW BITCH.
- Second quart of ice cream: gone.
- Don’t let some strange-ass Duke lead you down a secret passageway, bitch.
- Hehe, “extra duties.”
- “You’re watching Masterpiece Theatre.” DON’T TELL ME WHAT I’M WATCHING, LAURA LINNEY.
- Ye olde one percent.
- “You mean the ladies in first class [on the Titanic]?” Ten minutes in and they’re already talking about Kate Winslet. Knock it off, British people.
- Is this one chick’s character American or does her English accent just suck?
- Every. Single. One. Of these hats needs to come back into style.
- YAY DAME MAGGIE. LET ME LIVE IN YOUR FACIAL WRINKLES.
- Oh God, the word “dowry.” The kind of word that puts me into a coma.
- This is a lot like my job, only with fancy-ass clothes instead of an apron and rich white people instead of rich white people.
- Oh yeah, I bet he CAN lift a meat pie.
- “I ate my way through four plates of sandwiches and slept ‘round the clock.” Is this… is this not normal behavior?
- Worse professions than a doctor? Pshaw pfaw harumph hurr!
