I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Krista and I would like to cross-stitch our new favorite Cercei Lannister line, “They’re In For a Bit of a Rape,” and hang it in our kitchen.
and tells me, “Never love anyone ever, dumbass.”