Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
Recent Tweets
@katefeetie
Posts I Like
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Reasons I wish I was from The South
- Saying y’all all the time.
- Grits
- Sounding sincerely polite and friendly while being a bitch.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
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I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
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Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
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Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Who I Follow
Posts tagged "game of thrones"
- Krista: Oh my God, they're best friends.
- Me: I hope they get friendship bracelets that say "BFF."
- Krista: Best Bros Forever.
- Me: They're not bros, they're... Westerbros.
- Krista: You're going to put that on the Internet, aren't you?
- Krista: Sam, stop hiding behind that rock.
- Me: He is pretending to be a rock so that they don't see him.
- Krista: You're not a rock, Sam.
- Me: *to the tune of "Roxanne* ROOOOOCK-SAM!
- Krista: You ruin everything.
- Me: ROOOOCK-SAM!
Krista and I would like to cross-stitch our new favorite Cercei Lannister line, “They’re In For a Bit of a Rape,” and hang it in our kitchen.
Jaime Lannister: Ultra-Hottie
A Lannister Always Herps His Derps
and tells me, “Never love anyone ever, dumbass.”
uh yes hi my name is katie how are you doing today yes good
