Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
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I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
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Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
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Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
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“My kids just played Superfight and they loved it! They go to a game club on Fridays and some kids will bring game consoles, or laptops, some will...”
Photo via MrBigFists
Matt and I have never been in a photo together in which I didn’t look creepy and he didn’t look uncomfortable. I take this as a compliment.
Your butts will be mine for the touching.
I want to put my butt on your butt.
Trust me, that is the sexiest and highest compliment I can give a human.
What’s everybody doing tomorrow? I don’t take photos or craft, so I’m thinking me and Emmy are gonna get sushi, but hit me up if you’ve got plans pre-Mullens that you don’t mind me butting in on!
ok fine it’s Kelsey’s shirt I didn’t pack any green and it’s important that I stick out as an über-tourist at all times
