I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Your butts will be mine for the touching.
I want to put my butt on your butt.
Trust me, that is the sexiest and highest compliment I can give a human.
What’s everybody doing tomorrow? I don’t take photos or craft, so I’m thinking me and Emmy are gonna get sushi, but hit me up if you’ve got plans pre-Mullens that you don’t mind me butting in on!
ok fine it’s Kelsey’s shirt I didn’t pack any green and it’s important that I stick out as an über-tourist at all times