i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
1. I have eaten half a king cake over the past two days. To make up for that lapse, I have turned to such health foods as pasta, garlic bread, French fries, and approximately one full box of red wine.
2. Things are different. Things are good.
3. I constantly fear becoming one of those girls who abandons her friends whenever a manfolk comes along. It is one of my biggest pet peeves in others and I feel overwhelming guilt when I see it in myself.
4. I hate missing great parties.
5. It is concerning that I could not locate Mongolia on a map until a few days ago.
6. An incredibly intimidating professor called me a “heartbreaker” the other day. I giggled for approximately a lifetime.
7. Someone brought a Corgi puppy to school today and therefore all things are better.
8. Excedrin is my new Lord and savior. Spread the gospel.