My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Still, for my money, the best X-mas tweet of all time. I can’t hear the song anymore without laughing.
THANKS A FUCKING LOT, KATIE.
I AM AN ARTIST