I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
I AM PROPOSING TO YOU NO IT’S JUST A PEANUT
Just a few days too late for Valentine’s :(
(via lemondifficult)
((LOL omg this fandom))
I AM YOUR MOTHER HAHAHA NO
Perfect
perfect, dmitri!
One of the most awkward things that has ever happened in television history.