Would you rather: have an unlimited amount of cheese for the rest of your life, but never be allowed to eat it. You can put it anywhere else on your body though -OR- be unable to tell the difference between the color brown and the concept of increasing?

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Would you rather: have an unlimited amount of cheese for the rest of your life, but never be allowed to eat it. You can put it anywhere else on your body though -OR- be unable to tell the difference between the color brown and the concept of increasing?