I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Hot chocolate, hours of bad TV, beer, blankets, hot bath, sweaters, sleeping pills, under the covers with a book by 1 AM.
I cancelled my Friday night plans for this, blaming the snow, and oh it was fantastic.