so it’s a new city which means I had to try okcupid again
I died today.
Horse accident. Huh.
(If you follow Robutuaries, it will eventually kill you off, too)
I still love and am impressed I can order pizza via the Internet.
It’s magical, really.
Oh, sure, they lift their shirts up, they get on magazine covers, but when I lift my shirt up everybody’s like, “Katie, go home, you’re drunk.”