I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Please be bad Chinese food and not the flu.
Please be bad pizza and not the flu.
Please be bad leftover KFC and not the flu.
Jesus, I need to eat better. And not have the flu.