so it’s a new city which means I had to try okcupid again
I died today.
Horse accident. Huh.
(If you follow Robutuaries, it will eventually kill you off, too)
I still love and am impressed I can order pizza via the Internet.
It’s magical, really.
Andrew Mellon hangs up the phone, saying “our intercourse is concluded” instead of “goodbye.”
Now that I know the better option, I’m never using the word “goodbye” again.