My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
Andrew Mellon hangs up the phone, saying “our intercourse is concluded” instead of “goodbye.”
Now that I know the better option, I’m never using the word “goodbye” again.