Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
Recent Tweets
@katefeetie
Posts I Like
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My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
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(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...
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Reasons I wish I was from The South
- Saying y’all all the time.
- Grits
- Sounding sincerely polite and friendly while being a bitch.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
Who I Follow
- Random guy: You must be freezing, where are your coats, ladies?
- Liz: We don't need them.
- Blakeley: You should have said something badass, like "I don't know, where's your vagina? Up your asshole with your dick?"
- Me: That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
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