Tonight we went to happy hour. Then free wine tasting. Then wine happy hour. Then Italian food, which is really just a segue into more wine.
What I’m saying is I got ridiculously wine-wasted and instead of drunk blogging I just drunk talked (as much as you can call that “talking”) and when I make that switch, everyone loses.
Sorry about ranking your butts with a mouth full of gnocci, most people I know.