i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Tonight we went to happy hour. Then free wine tasting. Then wine happy hour. Then Italian food, which is really just a segue into more wine.
What I’m saying is I got ridiculously wine-wasted and instead of drunk blogging I just drunk talked (as much as you can call that “talking”) and when I make that switch, everyone loses.
Sorry about ranking your butts with a mouth full of gnocci, most people I know.