so it’s a new city which means I had to try okcupid again
I died today.
Horse accident. Huh.
(If you follow Robutuaries, it will eventually kill you off, too)
I still love and am impressed I can order pizza via the Internet.
It’s magical, really.
is all they were. Weird tissue. Jack and Diane’s way of saying “gotcha lol.”
"What did you do over winter break, Katie?" "I paid 3 strangers to grope me and experimented with gross over-sharing via Tumblr!"