(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
“You know this thing tomorrow isn’t something to worry about, right?”
“I mean, only, like, one in 100,000 women under 40 get breast cancer.”
“Even with our family history and your thing before and all. I don’t even know why they’re testing.”