Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
I feel that it is unreasonable and cruel to expect people to go about their everyday lives when they are BLEEDING FROM THEIR VAGINA!
Day 1: Ow. I’ll just stop running and use the elliptical.
Day 3: Ow. I’ll just stop using the elliptical and walk.
Day 5: Ow ow ow yeah I’m just gonna lay on the couch with an ice pack and drink five beers.