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I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.

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atsween:

Hmmm… that looks familiar.

ruh roh, Tumblr…

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My son has a girlfriend.

That is all.

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(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...

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Reasons I wish I was from The South
1. Saying y’all all the time.
2. Grits
3. Sounding sincerely polite and friendly while being a bitch.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling

life is hell

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Just found in my parents’ fridge: the reason I’ll be starting 2013 crying with no pants on.

Just found in my parents’ fridge: the reason I’ll be starting 2013 crying with no pants on.

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elizabite said: I’M DRINKING THIS TOO! Add Jameson or any other smooth whiskey. BOOM, perfect drink.
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iamsuperannoying said: This was how my whole family got drunk at my parent’s house on Christmas eve.
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