so it’s a new city which means I had to try okcupid again
I died today.
Horse accident. Huh.
(If you follow Robutuaries, it will eventually kill you off, too)
I still love and am impressed I can order pizza via the Internet.
It’s magical, really.
Movie theaters should either avoid showing salt-and-pepper-bearded Christoph Waltz in a suit and vest speaking softly in German or they should start providing fainting couches in the aisles.
Also, yes. Could have been shorter, but yes.
Tell me about it. I should have brought a towel to sit on. Edit: Does anyone know where I can get my hands on some of...