I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Remember that time when I was 17 when they found something in my bazoongas and I had to go through a whole ultrasound then biopsy then surgery deal for what my doctor called “benign but suspicious tumor-like thingies”?
Turns out now I’m in for part two.
Stupid fucking boobs.