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I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
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Questions for my Gynecologist at my Annual Checkup

  • On average, what percentage of your patients use the line “geez, at least buy me a drink first”?
  • I know what “sexually active” means, but why isn’t “sexually passive” an option?
  • How often do people ask you to cuddle afterwards?
  • Will you cuddle with me afterwards?
  • Sometimes I’m going out at night and I don’t want to carry a purse and my outfit has no pockets and so I was wondering yeah you know where this is going and you’re already shaking your head no.
  • Is there a female equivalent to “dick in a box”? I couldn’t really afford Christmas gifts this year and I kinda made some promises.
  • Is it normal to spontaneously burst out crying when I see a really attractive man?
  • What do you mean “more a question for a therapist”?
  • Seriously, how often do you get farted on?
  • Do you mind if I put in some headphones and just listen to Rihanna until this is over?
  • Do you have an exam table that feels more like the backseat of a car?
  • Any particular reason you spent several hours at the Icicle Store before coming to do my breast exam?
  • Like what you see?
  • What? I didn’t say anything. That was you. Shut up.
  • Sure, I’ll take another prescription for birth control. While you’re at it, why not prescribe sunscreen to a creature that dwells at the bottom of the ocean?

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    I’m crying. Tried reading these all out loud to my boyfriend and he couldn’t understand me because I was doing that...
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  3. digthecat said: I’m sure there could be some experimentation with either “boob in a box” or “tit in a box”.
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