(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
I was up at 7, but no shower was taken. Doesn’t look good, either. Might go all day without one.
It’s a Christmas miracle! (Rolls eyes / goes back to bed)
Y’all are setting the bar way too high for the rest of us, dammit.
Taking a shower is my only Christmas wish.