My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
I spent my life resenting the fact that I got my looks from my dad’s side of the family. Until I got a look at the foreheads on my mom’s side.
Also: my mom was, and still is, the cutest.