I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
This month has suuuuucked but it’s better than nothing.
In about 6 pounds I’m gonna get stuck for a while, because I did last time and the time before that and the time before that, over and over for ten years, but I need to push through. Come on, April. Come on.