I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
I have had the same headache, slowly getting more intense, for the past week straight.
Tonight I watched a dozen people in their mid-twenties play spin the bottle.
These two things are unrelated, except that one is bad and the other is good.