I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Whatever. Good. Whatever. A breakthrough concept and ten ads for tomorrow? Sure. Next big video project concept before Wednesday? Okay. Concepts and tags for our huge final presentation by tomorrow night? Neat. Whatever that other guy wants us to do for his class? Definitely.
Let me just reach into my giant amazing ad concept bank that I keep hidden behind my couch OH NO WAIT I HAVEN’T HAD A HALF-DECENT IDEA IN WEEKS HAHA.
This is going to be one of those nights when I will occasionally stop working and stare at nothing for ten minutes. Speaking on tongues is optional.