I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
I am endorsing this here product because it has made my skin softer than a thousand baby’s asses and much, much more acceptable to touch.
Add it in with Retin-A and the Clarisonic Mia in the category of Goddamn Miracle Skin Shit.