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I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
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Today.

  • All 11 groups premiered their Purell spots. Ours wasn’t the best or the worst! Holy mediocrity, that makes me happy. Next commercial: eHarmony. These motherfuckers are time-sucks.
  • I took a four hour nap because my time management skills are top fuckin’ notch.
  • A prof demonstrated the proper use if a boom mic by repeatedly hitting me in the forehead with it.
  • For the first time, I don’t have ten ads to do between Tuesday and Thursday. The sense of relief is unsettling.
  • Our planning for the new Marvel franchise is going forward. Did I mention that our current major group project is inventing new superheroes?
  • I love the people in my program. I want to put them all in a pile and lie on top of that pile. And I’m not just saying that because the vast majority if them are really ridiculously attractive.
  • 98% of the time I feel like I’m playing a high-stakes game of darts but I can’t see the dartboard. I’m firing at my maximum level with no clue what I’m doing or what I’m supposed to be aiming for.
  • At least it isn’t 100%. Just kidding, it is.

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  1. hereforthefood said: get it, girl.
  2. aplusnormalhuman said: If you need superhero ideas, lemme know.
  3. goestoeleven said: Part-time model? Great. Now I have to go listen to Flight of the Conchords for the next hour.
  4. katefeetie posted this
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