My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
The fuck do I do with this shit? I swear it’s getting sentient and it’s trying to choke me.

I have to defeat it before it gets:

I figure I’ll just do something like:

(I make the same face in every fucking picture.)
But part of me wants bangs again and a part of me wants to dye it darker and another part of wants to straight up Carey Mulligan all this shit off. The fuck do you think?