I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
I just spent five hours listening to an old Greek man rip me and twenty other people sparkling new assholes, figuring out the reasons why everything I’ve created this week was somewhere between crap and shit-crap, and now I’m looking for the energy to revise a paper about a topic I don’t even begin to understand on any level.
Goodnight, Week One.