I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
For the first time, around season seven, I am finding Matt Le Blanc attractive. Huh.
I also hung up Ikea curtains with half the parts missing on two tall windows while balancing on various pieces of furniture because I don’t have a step-ladder (you’re not my real ladder!). Now I’m kinda drunk! “Moscato” is a funny word! Fuck you!