I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Glo and I are angry that we only just tonight discovered an amazing $20 all-you-can-eat BYOB sushi place that’s three blocks from my apartment but we made up for a year of missing this sushi by eating so much sushi my god