My son has a girlfriend.
That is all.
(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...
I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
because an hour ago I bent down in the dining room to pick up the cat and my lower back went “HAHA GOTCHA” and I spent 20 minutes awkwardly crouched on the floor in the only position that didn’t hurt enough to make me cry and then 40 minutes crawling the ten feet into my bed and also what is with standing up like why is it so goddamn motherfucking painful yes I have taken a large Darvocet who are you