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Trader Joe’s cashier: “Those are the six straightest bananas I’ve ever seen.” Me: “I know, right? I think that’s what… drew me… to them.” Him: “…” Me: “…” Him: “…Your total is $15.38.” Me: “Yes okay good yes.” (Taken with Instagram at Trader Joe’s)