I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
I met with my boss today and told her about Virginia and she said “uuuuughhh” and I said “I knooow, I’m the woooorst” and she said “you aaaaaaaare.”
She then told me I should write a memoir of the hijinks I get into while travelling 14 hours in a car with an insane cat.
Next step: figuring out when I can go, you know, fly over there and find a place to live or whatever.