Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
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Reasons I wish I was from The South
- Saying y’all all the time.
- Grits
- Sounding sincerely polite and friendly while being a bitch.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
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I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
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Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park (1993)
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Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
I met with my boss today and told her about Virginia and she said “uuuuughhh” and I said “I knooow, I’m the woooorst” and she said “you aaaaaaaare.”
She then told me I should write a memoir of the hijinks I get into while travelling 14 hours in a car with an insane cat.
Next step: figuring out when I can go, you know, fly over there and find a place to live or whatever.
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Are you set on Virginia? What happened w/Minneapolis?
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