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I am Katie. I go to grad school or something. I live in Virginia. You are now bored with this autobiography.
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  • I am on day 8 of the diet I have decided to just call Fruit, Vegetables, Cheese, Meat, because that’s mostly what it eat.
  • An alternative name is “The ‘Fuck You, Bread’ Diet.”
  • I have lost three-ish pounds. That’s two or three fewer pounds than I would’ve lost so far if I were actually doing South Beach Phase I. That’s three more pounds than if I were doing nothing at all.
  • I haven’t cut out alcohol, which has probably slowed the weight loss down quite a bit, but hey, sometimes a girl’s got to have three screwdrivers for dinner.
  • I’m much less constantly hungry than I was a few weeks ago. Cutting out a lot of simple carbs and processed sugars has tamed the beast.
  • We got Mexican food for lunch at the office today. I ate a fuck-load of tortillas and chips and rice. Free food’s free food. No need to feel bad about it.
  • This is much, much easier to do now than it was at school or when I was living with my parents. Having complete control over my food is kind of invigorating.
  • If you put crumbled feta and balsamic vinaigrette on a pile of old VHS tapes, I would eat them.

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  1. treets said: I was amazed at how the cravings and constant hunger went away when I stopped eating wheat/grains.
  2. katefeetie posted this
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