Things that make me anxious & awkward, #492: Going to a new restaurant and not knowing how it works.

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Things that make me anxious & awkward, #492: Going to a new restaurant and not knowing how it works.

Case in point: I hadn’t been to an Au Bon Pain in years, so when I went for lunch today, I spent five minutes wandering around like a helpless wildebeest, whimpering “where is the menu? How do I eat?!” When I finally went to the checkout with a salad, the lady said “you forgot your dressing” and I think my tiny brain just about popped.