I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling
life is hell
I love Louis Black stand-up because he GIVES ZERO FUCKS and gets PASSIONATE about it and I feel like we could be friends
Wait. Somebody’s buying Tumblr? Must have been super impressed with the way the latest update made all images stop loading on the mobile app dash.
Killing it as usual, guys.
Case in point: I hadn’t been to an Au Bon Pain in years, so when I went for lunch today, I spent five minutes wandering around like a helpless wildebeest, whimpering “where is the menu? How do I eat?!” When I finally went to the checkout with a salad, the lady said “you forgot your dressing” and I think my tiny brain just about popped.