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My son has a girlfriend.

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(Some of your replies to my posts lately have me thinking I should clarify something I don’t really want to talk about: Pablo moved back to...

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Reasons I wish I was from The South
1. Saying y’all all the time.
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I accidentally bought Oreos with birthday cake filling

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In Which I Have Gained A Bunch of Weight and Have Forced Myself Back Onto Weight Watchers

9 AM - 9 PM: This is easy. Why would I ever stop doing this? Woo, weight loss!

9 PM - 1 AM: JESUS HOLY FUCK I AM SO HUNGRY OH GOD PLEASE GET INTO MY STOMACH EVERYTHING IN THE VICINITY- WHAT’S THAT? I JUST ATE 400 POINTS? WELL SHIT.

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neverbabylon reblogged this from katefeetie and added:

A more accurate thing has never been said. This is what I have to look forward to next week.
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elizabite said: I am not on weight watchers, but this sounds exactly like me right now. “Good job! Eggs, fresh veg for breakfast. Beans & brown rice for lunch. Healthy 500 calorie dinner. Yay!” 1-3 AM “Baby’s awake. Might as well eat 2000 calories!”
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