so it’s a new city which means I had to try okcupid again
I died today.
Horse accident. Huh.
(If you follow Robutuaries, it will eventually kill you off, too)
I still love and am impressed I can order pizza via the Internet.
It’s magical, really.
9 AM - 9 PM: This is easy. Why would I ever stop doing this? Woo, weight loss!
9 PM - 1 AM: JESUS HOLY FUCK I AM SO HUNGRY OH GOD PLEASE GET INTO MY STOMACH EVERYTHING IN THE VICINITY- WHAT’S THAT? I JUST ATE 400 POINTS? WELL SHIT.
A more accurate thing has never been said. This is what I have to look forward to next week.