Spend half the day frantically searching the apartment for the fifty bucks you had in your pocket on Tuesday. Check every conceivable place you could have placed it. Begin to despair, as this is all of your money for the weekend.

Go to the gym. Become embarrassed by how your nose runs on the treadmill more than you do.

Work calls. Hold the phone in your hand and watch it ring. Feel powerful for not picking it up. Listen to voicemail. They want you to come in and pick up a shift. No money in return for goods and services today! Not on your day off!

On the way home from the gym, remember that you have a cat. A cat who loves batting shit off of tables.

Come home. Check under radiator. Find fifty bucks. Hug and scold cat.

Eat a cheeseburger. Move on to freaking out about other things.