Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I am a recent college grad. I live in Chicago. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
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@katefeetie
Posts I Like
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Every day, with this guy.
Jess: I just added four new books to my Amazon cart for Josie!
Jason: She can’t read. You’re so mean. Why don’t you add...
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It Was Sublime
This evening I went to a talent show for my daughter Ellis’ class. She danced. It was adorable, as you would expect the dance...
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oh, march
i have been approaching march (well, the entire spring season) with my stomach in knots for lots of reasons, but i am trying to look on...
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Dear everyone going to CHSH,
Please, for the love of all that is holy, have a fucking awesome time.
Last year I met Guille in person, and now we’re...
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This is me. Home for lunch because I had time.
But mostly because I forgot to actually bring my lunch with me this morning.
Who I Follow
- “You’re watching Masterpiece Theatre.” DON’T TELL ME WHAT I’M WATCHING, LAURA LINNEY.
- Ye olde one percent.
- “You mean the ladies in first class [on the Titanic]?” Ten minutes in and they’re already talking about Kate Winslet. Knock it off, British people.
- Is this one chick’s character American or does her English accent just suck?
- Every. Single. One. Of these hats needs to come back into style.
- YAY DAME MAGGIE. LET ME LIVE IN YOUR FACIAL WRINKLES.
- Oh God, the word “dowry.” The kind of word that puts me into a coma.
- This is a lot like my job, only with fancy-ass clothes instead of an apron and rich white people instead of rich white people.
- Oh yeah, I bet he CAN lift a meat pie.
- “I ate my way through four plates of sandwiches and slept ‘round the clock.” Is this… is this not normal behavior?
- Worse professions than a doctor? Pshaw pfaw harumph hurr!
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Just wait til they they get the phone….
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You have a talent for this, I see.
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