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I assured Krista before she left today that, if she gets murdered between our apartment and the library, I am now an expert at filing online police reports, as long as it counts as a theft of less than $500.
I mean, I’d count it as $450, at most.

I assured Krista before she left today that, if she gets murdered between our apartment and the library, I am now an expert at filing online police reports, as long as it counts as a theft of less than $500.

I mean, I’d count it as $450, at most.

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