1. It’s actually a great neighborhood. I’m right...

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I am Katie. I am a recent college grad. I live in Chicago. You are now bored with this autobiography.

This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.

This is my blog of poems and prose I like.

This is my blog of food that I've made.

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And this guy smirked after he did it too, completely proud of himself.

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What kind of girl am I?

The kind who opens her bedroom window to smell and hear the 5:00 a.m. thunderstorm, then crawls back into bed.

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Pillow talk

Jim: Ugh, go get a match.

Stephanie: You go get a match. You farted first.

Jim: You farted worse.

Stephanie: Worse... or better?

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Tuesday

Day two of the 30 day shred. Fuck your invisible jump rope, Jillian.

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Friends with Kids

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1. It’s actually a great neighborhood. I’m right across the street from a fire station. I usually park in this spot if I can get it because it’s within view of the station, and surely no one would want to steal stuff if there’s a chance of being seen by large, burly men with axes.

2. Fiiiiiiiiiiiinally, I’ll have someone good-looking enough to bang. Yeah. “Bang.”