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For those keeping track at home, the score of things I’ve had stolen since I moved to Chicago is now: an iPad, a front passenger side window, a GPS system, and, as of this morning, my spare tire.

  1. nickapopolus said: The car seems more surprised than you are.
  2. theungracefulone said: I meant virginity but vagina works, too.
  3. sistacrumpet said: Oh FFS. That is horrible, Katie!
  4. gorillasushi said: Somebody’s building a Katefeetie replica, piece by piece.
  5. lefauxfrog said: I’m sorry. Is it a bad neighborhood?
  6. dresspants said: Ffffffuuuuuuuuuu
  7. rsmallbone said: Who the fuck steals a fucking tire? What the fuck? Fuck.
  8. rartastic said: we have the same car. even the same color. sorry about ur tire
  9. goestoeleven said: …the fuck?!
  10. do-over said: Cheezus fucking Fairbanks. Feetie, hang on to your goddamn soul.
  11. ruthakers said: WHAT??!!
  12. morrowplanet said: WHAT
  13. jezebelthegreat said: OH MY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
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