Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I am a recent college grad. I live in Chicago. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
Recent Tweets
@katefeetie
Posts I Like
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averyrevealing10secs asked: Annie. I saw Christoph on Kimmel and my first thought was oh boy Annie will love this. A treat awaits after Perth ;)
I GOT EXCITED AND WATCHED IT NOW EVEN THOUGH I REALLY NEED TO GET READY FOR MY BUS. SLKDHGSH IT’S TOO MUCH.
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I hate being stupid.
I am not a genius, but I am passably intelligent at times. Not when I’m depressed. Reading is, like, so hard guys because...
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Except but how I guess it's important.
Walking from Marie’s to the ATM tonight, I heard a lady behind me say, “But if you’re threatened…” and a guy...
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YOU GUYS ME AND MY CHILI ARE GETTING MARRIED
IT WILL BE A SMALL CEREMONY IN MAH BELLEH BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE CHILI LIVES NOW
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“Weird love’s better than no love.”— Buffy continues to speak to my soul, y’all.
Who I Follow
- I started using “may have happened” as a way of giving myself an air of mystery. I mean - I may have started using it.
- Krista is back and the cat is back to hating me. Only possible explanation: Krista is brainwashing the cat against me.
- “If there was a Bitch Gallery, every portrait would be of you.”
- I kind of let on at work that I was looking for a different job. At least I didn’t use the word “better.” Now people keep pulling me aside and asking me how the work environment could improve and blah blah blah because they are really intent on keeping me (or at least really intent on keeping any employee for more than three months - they have not succeeded in the past.)
- I got a new coffeemaker because the old coffeemaker spilled everywhere and spat scalding steam and generally sucked. The new one spills everywhere and spits scalding steam but is shinier. So, improvement.
- I may have burst into tears at work yesterday. Just a little. It was awkward. My boss called off again and I was working a long shift alone with no breaks again and I finally sort of snapped. Felt better afterwards, though. Like puking.
- It’s, like, snowing and stuff.
- I should go to the gym.
- Hahahahahahahahahaha.
