Wait. Wait. This is not my hat.
I am Katie. I am a recent college grad. I live in Chicago. You are now bored with this autobiography.
This is my Twitter, where I am annoying in shorter spurts.
This is my blog of poems and prose I like.
This is my blog of food that I've made.
Ask me a question here.
Recent Tweets
@katefeetie
Posts I Like
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Barista Problems.Me: Do you want whipped cream on that?Customer: Frank.
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Bridget wore him out and fed him cheese. Best auntie ever.
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I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND POSITIVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH ONE'S ASSHOLE
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I'm in Chicago.
No big deal.
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I wonder if Luckyshirt knows we can read his tweets on Twitter.
Oh, like any of us follow Luckyshirt on Twitter.
Who I Follow
But 15 minutes in, the only internal or external comments I’ve made have been guttural shrieks.
