No big deal.
Oh, like any of us follow Luckyshirt on Twitter.
Raise your hand if you still read twitter with any regularity.
Leave your hand up if you’re a dirty fucking liar.
ACTUALLY, SIRI, THIS IS ABOUT WHETHER MY CAT WOULD BE ABLE TO USE YOU TO CALL 911 IN CASE I DIED.
JUST KIDDING, THE CAT WOULD JUST EAT MY FACE AND FALL ASLEEP.