GQ motherfucker will fuck you in a tomb by the sounding sea.
Then he’ll make you think you’re still hearing the sound of him fucking you from under the floorboards.
Then send this big fucking bird by your house who’ll tap tap tap on your chamber door IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
EDGAR ALLAN FUCKING POE.
These seriously amuse me way too much. I definitely had to memorize Anabell Lee...seventh...